Tumblr Hilariously Explains Why Hogwarts Should've Had A 'Wizard Jackass'

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Meeeeesh
May 22, 2019 2:00 PM EDT

As one Tumblr user points out, it's kind of weird how damn responsible the Hogwarts students are throughout the Harry Potter series. They're teenagers, after all! You know, aside from all of the weird shenanigans Harry, Ron and Hermione get into that ultimately play into stopping Voldemort, there seems to be a lack of regular dumb teenager sh*t just for the hell of it, and that's where Tumblr's idea for a "Wizard Jackass" comes into play. 

Instead of tweeting about the sexual orientations of various characters, maybe you should take note on this, J.K. Rowling!

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    Text - marauders4evr spaceship-amie honestly the MOMENT harry found out about the prophecy he should've created a wizards jackass
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    Text - marauders4evr I still say the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that there wasn't a scene where Hermione found 16 year old Harry in a shopping cart on top of the Astronomy Tower while 16 year old Ron stood by with Colin's camera because if the prophecy says that he has to die via Voldemort then that means nothing else can kill him ergo there's no way this could possibly go wrong...
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    Text - joisbishmyoga 1. Hermione does not need the extra stress, she's already a frazzled mess from her academics, poor kid. 2. Suddenly I realize how very much JKR (and, admittedly, a lot of the rest of us) have forgotten about being teenagers.
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    Text - milkshakesandknives But, we all know Slytherins get involved too. Mainly because Draco has the mindset of "anything potter can do, I can do better!" (he ean't) But, I'll it would take is for Harry to say is "scared Malfoy?" and there Draco is in a shopping cart next to Potter ready to race down the astronomy tower
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    Text - themiscyra1983 "DRACO EVEN IF HARRY IS RIGHT IN HIS ABSOLUTELY DAFT INTERPRETATION OF PROPHECY, THE PROPHECY DOESN'T COVER YOU" "LEAVE IT, Granger, I'm DOING this" "HE'S DOING THIS HERMIONE"
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    Text - marauders4evr YES THESE ARE THE QUALITY ADDITIONS I WANT ON MY POSTS!
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    Text - died-by-gendering replied to your post: I still say the most unrealistic part.. Aa Except that Dumbledore told Harry that not all prophecies come true
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    Text - Draco and Harry, already halfway down the tower with no chance of stopping or slowing down: He said WHA
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    Cartoon - mzuul I had to draw it...
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    Text - incaseyouart LOL THE DRAWING THOUGH Source: marauders4evr #love this concept #love this artist #holy shit l #harry and draco #harry potter 161,851 notes May 20th, 2019
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